More Alcohol Quotes

To some its a six-pack, to me it's a Support Group.

In the course of history many more people have died for their drink and their dope than have died for their religion or their country.
Aldous Huxley

Cold War bad. Cold BEER good.

What contemptible scoundrel has stolen the cork to my lunch?
W.C. Fields 

I don't drink water, fish fuck in it.

Oscar Wilde

In wine there is wisdom. In beer there is strength. In water there is bacteria.

Old German Proverb 

I drink with impunity...or anyone else who invites me. 

W.C. Fields 

I stopped drinking, but only when I sleep.

I hate to advocate drugs, alcohol, violence, or insanity to anyone, but they always worked for me. 

The consumption of alcohol may cause pregnancy.
 

A bartender is just a pharmacist with a limited inventory.

Alcohol is necessary for a man so that he can have a good opinion of himself, undisturbed be the facts.

Once, during Prohibition, I was forced to live for days on nothing but food and water.

Addiction should never be treated as a crime.  It has to be treated as a health problem.  We do not send alcoholics to jail in this country.  Over 500,000 people are in our jails who are nonviolent drug users.
Ralph Nader

All sins tend to be addictive, and the terminal point of addiction is damnation.
W H Auden

People who drink to drown their sorrow should be told that sorrow knows how to swim.
Ann Landers

I like whiskey. I always did, and that is why I never drink it.

One tequila
Two tequila
Three takillya
Floor

Beer: it’s not just for breakfast anymore.

I'm not a heavy drinker, I can sometimes go for hours without touching a drop.
Noel Coward 

There's nothing wrong with sobriety in moderation.

I can resist everything except temptation.
Oscar Wilde 

I don't like people who take drugs... Customs men for example.

Raging Alcoholic